forth

“I tried not to ship it.”

me before becoming shipper trash  (via ameliaxeleven)



October 19 | 8:32 | 7566♥ | christa-x-ymir | egberts

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead


happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?


yurinekel:

Winner of two Academy Awards


saltycornchip:

best-of-memes:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art

this is currently my favorite thing on the entire internet


ryo1923:

【片割れ】

息抜きにパパめりと息子。

新刊早く脱稿したいでござる⊂(  ⊂   _ω_ )


October 18 | 8:01 | 624♥ | hetalianforever | ryo1923

cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image


October 18 | 8:00 | 392157♥ | scroodley | 911official

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER


sugartits23:

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A waking up from a terrible nightmare, completely terrified and shaking. Person B assures them it was only a dream before pulling A into their arms, lulling them to sleep. Moments later, A’s alarm clock goes off, waking them up. That’s when A remembers: Person B died years ago.

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October 18 | 4:54 | 15790♥ | grimmneko | otpprompts

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 


October 18 | 4:53 | 156639♥ | somebunnyluvsme | vzxy

owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice


transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN


October 18 | 4:50 | 70473♥ | dick-senpai | transisted
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